When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach
everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
The Good Times Are Killing Me - Modest Mouse
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”